A more serious proposal:
Why not during the hoo-haa with Nimrod MRA.4 instead of refurbing fuselages and the rest of that palava just actually make new A/C (I don't know if that would turn out cheaper in the long run but I've got a horrible feeling it might) This not only makes export perhaps more likely but also gives you the ability to change the design a bit more.
How about a Nimrod bomber, in all seriousness. Not sure how it would handle a strike into the Soviet Union (badly, I can imagine) but I'm sure it might be effective under heavy escort as a bomb truck of some sort.
Just, as Ron Burgundy would say... "putting it out there"
